Post by Maurice Small on May 25, 2008 20:38:33 GMT
:)Three men, one American, one Japanese and an Irishman were
sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The
American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others
looked
at
him questioningly.
"That was my pager," he said, "I have a microchip under the skin
of
my arm."
A few minutes later a 'phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his
palm to
his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my
mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand." The Irishman felt
decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided he had to
do something just as impressive.
He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned
with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his backside. The others
raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The Irishman
glanced around behind and said . "
B-Jesus , will you look at that, I'm getting a fax!
sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The
American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others
looked
at
him questioningly.
"That was my pager," he said, "I have a microchip under the skin
of
my arm."
A few minutes later a 'phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his
palm to
his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my
mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand." The Irishman felt
decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided he had to
do something just as impressive.
He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned
with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his backside. The others
raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The Irishman
glanced around behind and said . "
B-Jesus , will you look at that, I'm getting a fax!
